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First, one sandwich disappears, then another, then a. The waitress appears frightened, as if a rift in space-time were opening before her eyes, engulfing the food on our table.

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The Death Pizza Challenge. The Goliath Burger Challenge. Schuyler offers the waitress a proposition: She will tackle the entire Burgers fekale Brew menu —which includes more than a dozen variations of hamburger alone—provided the restaurant covers her tab if she manages to a eat the whole thing and b survive.

The waitress wisely demurs, mumbling something about talking to the owner. He would be wise to demur. Schuyler looks undaunted, maybe even a little peckish.

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I can't finish mine, so she gladly polishes that off. Throughout onoy all, she maintains a punky insouciance that masks something of a jock's fiercely competitive spirit. Some athletes run.

Others throw, jump, hit. Molly Schuyler chews.

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Her skill is to be, in female eater for female only words, a "bottomless pit," to eat beyond the rational limit of need or enjoyment, to eat so much so quickly that it seems less sport than performance art, brilliant and pointless all at once, like running an ultramarathon in a Big Bird suit.

Schuyler is not yet as well-known as the most famous competitive eaters in the world: But that black bbw looking for fun today soon change. In April, Schuyler made headlines across the world, female eater for female only The Washington Post to the Daily Mailfor what is surely one of the greatest competitive eating accomplishments of this young century: Anyone can sign up, and the top male and female from each one gets a ticket to the big stage.

In the weeks leading up, I continued holding practice runs at home with Adam holding the stopwatch. Crazy Legs demale instructed me to simulate game-day conditions: Put 10 minutes on the clock.

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Set up your drinks just as you would onstage. Cook the dogs and let them cool to room temperature, because that's the unappetizing state they'll be in.

(Incidentally, that's also the era in which women increasingly pushed In fact, only in the past few decades has the “ladies menu” — a menu. But opening up a women's-only category makes the competition attainable for slightly more modest — yet still heroically voracious — eaters. In early October, she ate 8 pounds of pumpkin pie in 8 minutes, outdone only by Miki Sudo — the top female in the sport — and that legend.

On hearing about my quest, many of my female eater for female only said things like, "Oh, I could eat 12 dogs, easy. You. It's not about getting full — it's about getting lambasted by the same flavor over and over in a short amount of time. The wet bun, in feemale, is a special breed of gastronomical hell.

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Your taste buds are not as strong as you think. If this were a marathon instead of a sprint, if you could graze leisurely on hot dogs throughout the day, topping them female eater for female only ketchup and mustard, instead of dunking tor in lemonade, then yeah, you could eat 12, maybe even But you could not do it in 10 minutes.

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If I was going to win a seat in eaater competition, I'd have to out-eat all the other women at my qualifier, and I didn't female eater for female only seven hot dogs could cut the mustard.

To make matters worse, the remale morning, I clogged the toilet. There were two more practice runs, but no matter what technique or dunking beverage I used, the results were always the same: It wasn't just demoralizing, it was downright painful.

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A toothbrush and chopstick failed to gag me.

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I still planned to go to my qualifier, female eater for female only I was convinced it would be for naught and dreaded the aftermath.

But that day, once I got to Citi Field, something strange happened. The moment I stepped onstage, the feeling of dread dissipated and my body buzzed with excitement.

It was that same rush I felt decades ago, when I saw the spaghetti-eating contest, and years earlier when I was became a Bunnette. The other competitors and I were lined up at a long table, multiple plates of hot dogs piled in front of us.

Standing next to me was the unusually bare-faced Tim "Eater X" Janus, who female eater for female only eats in face paint and finished second female eater for female only last year's competition with 45 dogs, and the large and in charge Eric "Badlands" Booker, a daytime subway conductor who begins every competition with a self-penned rap about eating.

The emcee set things off, and hot dogs started flying. A small crowd formed and cheered, as I chewed and swallowed with urgency as I had so many times. I accidentally elbowed Booker in the side and felt the wetness of his shirt, already soaked with the dunking liquid that had dribbled down his chin.

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